OFFICIAL ORGAN OF THE MINISTRY OF BREAKFASTISSUE 001 · YEAR OF THE EGG
SÜDEIER.LAND
THE PEOPLE’S EGGPUBLIC★ ★ ★EST. BEFORE THE CHICKEN

ALL RISE. THE YOLK HAS SPOKEN.

GLORY TO THE
SUPREME EGG.

One yolk. One people. Absolutely no independent hatching.

HARD SHELL.
SOFT HEART.
IRON WILL.
The Supreme Egg stands heroically above the breakfast massesAn illustrated cream-colored egg with stern eyebrows and a red military sash, surrounded by sunbeams, flags, and smaller eggs. ★★ THE FIRST YOLK
THE FUTURE
IS BRIGHT.
AND RUNNY.
100%EGGCELLENCESTATE APPROVED
UNITE. OBEY. EGGCEED.
★ NO CRACKS IN OUR UNITY★ THE SHELL SHALL PREVAIL★ MAKE BREAKFAST GREAT EGGain

01 / THE UNQUESTIONABLE TRUTH

AN EGGCEPTIONAL
WAY OF LIFE.

Other nations have problems.
We have officially discontinued ours.

I.

EGGQUALITY
FOR ALL.

All eggs are equal. The Supreme Egg is simply a little more equal, with a larger egg cup and a private helicopter.

II.

EGGSECUTE
THE PLAN.

Our five-minute plan will be completed in four. The remaining minute is reserved for spontaneous, mandatory applause.

III.

NO EGGSCUSES.
ONLY GLORY.

Ask not what your carton can do for you. Ask why you have been assigned a carton, and report yourself for asking.

02 / MINISTRY OF ABSOLUTE ACCURACY

FRESHLY LAID NEWS.

VERIFIED BY OURSELVES

ECONOMIC EGGSPANSION

Production reaches 120% of all possible eggs.

Mathematicians describe the achievement as “a condition of continued employment.”

FOREIGN AFFAIRS

Chicken question declared eggstremely irrelevant.

The Supreme Egg came first. History has been politely corrected. The chicken is unavailable for comment.

CULTURAL EGGCELLENCE

Nation votes unanimously for its only breakfast.

A historic 103% turnout. Even the omelettes expressed their support.

YOUR DAILY ACT OF EGGLEGIANCE

THE REVOLUTION
WILL BE PASTEURISED.

Stand tall. Stay sunny-side up. Do your part for the Eggpublic.

Voluntary enthusiasm. Compulsory eggcellence.